My real name is elisa, but i hate it. Instead i love Elisabeth, so i pretend this to be my name. ‘Del Rey’ is because my grandpa was used to call me that way since i was a little girl, because he had a sort of crush for that car in the period i was born, so he started calling me that way, i don’t exactly know why. But i got just now how charming is the name ‘Del rey’. So it’s just a coincidence that the singer Lana Del Rey’s real name is Elizabeth.
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| mom: | you should get better grades at school, do you know someone who gets worse grades than you? |
| me: | yes, i do |
| mom: | No! Everybody gets better grades than you! Why aren't you like everybody else? |
| me: | ...ok.. oh mom there's a party tomorrow night, could i please come back home at 3am? |
| mom: | NO |
| me: | why? Everybody else goes back home at 3! |
| mom: | i don't care about "everybody else" does! |
| me: | but.. you just said... |
| mom: | shut up |
